A mimick parrot

Bellman was once the captain. There was a parrot sitting on his shoulder who mimicked everything Bellman said. Once it went so fast that Bellman said:
It goes at fifty knots.
And the parrot imitated him:
It goes at fifty knots, it goes at fifty knots.
And then they hit a rock. Then Bellman said:
Big bang!!
And the parrot imitated him:
There was a bloody bang, there was a bloody bang!!
And then the boat began to sink, so the bellman said:
Take the pump, honey, it’s leaking!!
And the parrot imitated him:
Take out the pump from which the mongoose is leaking, and bring the pump from which the mongoose is leaking!!
The next Sunday they were in church and the pastor preached. The parrot thought it was so boring so he said:
It’s going fifty knots, it’s going fifty knots!!
The priest got so angry that he threw the Bible at the parrot. But he missed and the Bible flew into the wall. Then the parrot said:
There was a bloody bang, there was a bloody bang!!
The aunt sitting opposite thought it was so funny that she laughed so hard that she urinated herself. Then the parrot said:
Pump mill bitch is leaking, bitch mill pump is leaking!!!

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