This is the story of an elderly couple who have been married for 25 years. Every time when they make love, the man asks to do it in the dark. The wife agrees, then one evening turns on the light and realizes that her husband is using an s@x toy.
Bastard, to say that for 25 years you have convinced me that you are the one who loves me!
Listen, I want to explain to you about s@x toys, but you have to explain to me about babies!